When a good friend sent over some images of extreme ‘alien’ piercings, I couldn’t resist turning some outer space earrings of my own. Not for me, of course – these beauties go to the ears of the best blog commenter between now and the next launch…
Legal blurb: “best” as defined by me!
NANOTRAY 
A must for the woman of a ‘certain age’ who has everything; eco-retro eighties ear bobs – and emergency stilleto heel replacements
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Beautiful acoustical beacons. “take me to your leader” no longer applies. See: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Aony1mFaII 🙂
Stand clear Mr. Maarten. Hands where we can see them. This is NASA speaking. Hand over IMMEDIATELY every single UFO prototype you got (especially this cute little rocket) to special agent Hannah Fricke (address as known) and no one will get hurt.
Having a bad day? Just rub your earrings and chant “There’s no place like home!”. Blast off!!
Mr. Maarten, this is the Australian Foreign Affairs Department and Secret Agency of Such and Such Unstated. We’re willing to offer large quantities of money (to be specified upon meeting) in order to insure these artifacts DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT end up in the hands of NASA or the general public. As of now, we are unable to publicly state why it is of such dire importance. You may ask again when we have received them or when the martians land. We appreciate your assistance and warn you that a lack of said appreciated assistance will be sorely regretted.
Beam me up. Pierce me. Bauble me. Jettison me back to Earth with these delightful orbs. My leader thanks you.
“The complexity of human pranks confuse me” Spock. However it is clear that the held specimen above is of rare wood from Vulcan. It would be in the best interest of you to return these to my family, the royal Vulcans, who are now a rare species due to the recent expulsion of the Planet Vulcan. Thank you.
They fly me to the moon, and let me sing among the stars
they let me see what spring is like on jupiter and mars
In other words, they hold me
in other words, they’ll complete me
They fill my heart with song and let me sing forever more
They are all I long for, all I worship and adore
In other words, set me free
In other words, they’ll suit me
pictures from outer space will be sent after winning these precious earrings…